I woke up early this morning because of an adventurous jazz playing mouse. One might think that this was the result of a dream state and in retrospect I suppose it might be.
There is an unplugged standing fan with wire enclosed blades next to my computer desk, a scant few feet from my bed. My mind awakes in blackness, near as I have ever been in a conscious state with only one discernible input. The noise is discordant yet musical plucking of wires by tiny mousy paws. My spacial awareness tells me the sound is consistent with my assumed relative position. The plucking becomes brisk, followed by a tiny thump then whispered frenetic scurrying that losses itself in the drone of my locale.
The moment is lost, unheeded I fumble for glasses to complete the absurdity of correcting my vision in the dark. A now focused 5:23 floats brightly red, I toggle the switch to reveal no evidence of mouse intrusion save those unmistakable sounds floating in my memory.
Driving now, watching distant tendrils of light as the day creeps cautiously forward. I am dissatisfied with the radio. Some questionable 'doctor' is extolling the virtues of an emu oil and pineapple root based pain creme on one frequency. A dubious assertation about very tiny bits of silver on another. The traffic seems disposed to leave me unchallenged. My drive-through experience catches me without proper change or the usually meditative inching. My tea is too quickly hot in my hands, my arrival at work unpleasantly brisk.
At home, with resolve and a bottle of Corona, I gather my weapons. A 5 gallon pail, a stack of books, one long woolen sock and a plastic knife heavy with a gobbet of peanut butter. Some assembly of this ersatz pitcher-plant is required. Water is only necessary if the height of the pail is less than the mouse's highest jump and it's inclusion is a tacit approval of a torturous drowning. The bottle now empty serves as the spring. Horizontally placed it's slender neck hangs out over the pail's yawning chasm. The sock, worn by the bottle, must create a gap between it's edge and the prize stuck in the bottle's mouth. The peanut butter lures the mouse to reach over slick glass. A critical moment is reached when the rodent extends beyond it's ability to balance or cling, a swift drop follows.
Many mice can be caught with no reset, nor death if served conscientiously. They can be remanded to the vicissitudes of nature if exile is your preference. Or consigned to the black water channels should you fear their return. My decision will be my own, and in accordance with their transgression.
I meditate before sleep, fully wrapped in dark, listening for the sound of no mice dropping.
There is an unplugged standing fan with wire enclosed blades next to my computer desk, a scant few feet from my bed. My mind awakes in blackness, near as I have ever been in a conscious state with only one discernible input. The noise is discordant yet musical plucking of wires by tiny mousy paws. My spacial awareness tells me the sound is consistent with my assumed relative position. The plucking becomes brisk, followed by a tiny thump then whispered frenetic scurrying that losses itself in the drone of my locale.
The moment is lost, unheeded I fumble for glasses to complete the absurdity of correcting my vision in the dark. A now focused 5:23 floats brightly red, I toggle the switch to reveal no evidence of mouse intrusion save those unmistakable sounds floating in my memory.
Driving now, watching distant tendrils of light as the day creeps cautiously forward. I am dissatisfied with the radio. Some questionable 'doctor' is extolling the virtues of an emu oil and pineapple root based pain creme on one frequency. A dubious assertation about very tiny bits of silver on another. The traffic seems disposed to leave me unchallenged. My drive-through experience catches me without proper change or the usually meditative inching. My tea is too quickly hot in my hands, my arrival at work unpleasantly brisk.
At home, with resolve and a bottle of Corona, I gather my weapons. A 5 gallon pail, a stack of books, one long woolen sock and a plastic knife heavy with a gobbet of peanut butter. Some assembly of this ersatz pitcher-plant is required. Water is only necessary if the height of the pail is less than the mouse's highest jump and it's inclusion is a tacit approval of a torturous drowning. The bottle now empty serves as the spring. Horizontally placed it's slender neck hangs out over the pail's yawning chasm. The sock, worn by the bottle, must create a gap between it's edge and the prize stuck in the bottle's mouth. The peanut butter lures the mouse to reach over slick glass. A critical moment is reached when the rodent extends beyond it's ability to balance or cling, a swift drop follows.
Many mice can be caught with no reset, nor death if served conscientiously. They can be remanded to the vicissitudes of nature if exile is your preference. Or consigned to the black water channels should you fear their return. My decision will be my own, and in accordance with their transgression.
I meditate before sleep, fully wrapped in dark, listening for the sound of no mice dropping.
